Lael

[Pariah]

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You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd. We ain't too pretty we ain't too proud. We might be laughing a bit too loud, aw, but that never hurt no one.

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_{i'm sending you away tonight, put you on a bird's strong wing}
and i forget, how fragile are the very strong

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You must be joking. You want me to talk about myself? Come on. Be real here. People don’t talk these days. Oh, you think they do? Tell me the last time you had a legitimate conversation with someone that had no ulterior motive whatsoever. Oh, you can’t think of one? Sucks for you. Neither can I. So what’s your ulterior motive? Hm? Oh that’s bull, of course you have one. Fine, fine. If it’ll get you to shut up, I’ll talk.

I was born to a nothing-special mare from a nothing-special sire. I never met my loser of a sire and he never met me, and I liked it that way. Apparently he was some uppity Luxian do-gooder type. I don’t know. Mom hated him, though. Hated the very core of him. Apparently she thought he was some Damaged cretin like herself. Why do they even call us “Damaged”? We’re perfectly fine, thank you very much. Better than the lot of you. Anyway, she got really pissed when she found out he was a goody goody, so she ditched him and never looked back. Good riddance.

My life was boring, but I plan to fix that. I’m not going to elaborate. Don’t give me that look. It puts me to sleep just thinking about my foalhood. Suck it up.

Oh, so now you have questions. I see how it is. Well, for your information, these markings are all natural. I’ve got three lines on each eye. One line traces my lower eyelid, one comes from the center, and the third traces the upper eyelid and they all meet at a point a few inches away. Then I have this pansy squiggly mark thing around my horn – ebony horn, thank you very much – and then there’s the big, nifty X looking thing on my shoulder. I have to wear this stupid sapphire necklace to prove I’m a unicorn or something, as though the big pointy thing growing out of my skull wasn’t proof enough. Other than that, I’m your standard bay stallion with standard black points.

…you can’t be serious. You want to know stuff like that?! What use is that sort of information?! Fine, fine. I’ll answer. Whatever. Just stop pestering me soon before I kill you. I am a bay Akhal Teke Unicorn, 16 hands, and five years old. Yes, I am a stallion, no, I am not a gelding, my birth element is Fire, and yes, I would absolutely love to breed with you. What? You’re not offering? Well, you could have fooled me. I thought this quiz was some pre-survey before we did – hey, where are you going? Good riddance.


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_{20 | AIM: it broke. working on getting a new one |}
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